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CIA - Opening for New CIA Director

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Job Opening for CIA Director

5pm friday May 1, 2021

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boy, zeta, 14

To: John

 I wrote this page for you... I'd delete it but you're still torturing me so here it stays.

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August 22, 2020 6:06am

Requirements:

Character traits to obtain this position include (but are not limited to): extreme pettiness, hatred of all things good, helpful, kind, impatience, irritability, irrationality, morose, loneliness, and self isolation. Can maintain a facade around others in a professional setting (most normal people don’t like to kill others).  Desire to remove power from others. Love of feces, urine, and watching people sit on toilets all day. No __ about violating the privacy of others. Nothing matters except what YOU want. Experiments are just a guise for personal agendas so you can just do whatever the heck you want all day, steal billions in life insurance fraud and drugs, and become deluded that you can get away with it! It’s the dream life really.

 

Skills:

  • Ability to blackmail, entrap, and deceive others

  • Good lying skills

  • Dehumanizing people

  • Fingers to push buttons on remote MK ULTRA technology

  • “who can I use now?”

  • “how can I manipulate this situation to my advantage?” re: everything

  • “how can I frame this guy?”

 

Qualifications:

  • Psychopathology, selfishness, hatred, and extreme greed.

  • Love of murdering and torturing humans, animals, and everything in between

  • “I control!” delusions

  • Love of pushing buttons… (degrees aren’t necessary, just a finger really. You don’t even need a brain most days).

  • A Degree in something is nice. It tells the world “I’m important.”

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Read more about the Zeta alter on Director Haspel on the CIA drop-down menu pages. "Bloody Gina" is really Bloody John. The world makes WAY more sense when everyone can talk about #mkultra.

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John's personal tech can and has:

-given women hysterectomies

-forced mastectomies

- forced abortions

- loves to tech rape women. (wishes he had a real dick so he could do it in real life).

- he loves the sight of blood

- spreading bacteria everywhere is a thing of his (prison would be a good place for him- dont think he'll make it that for though)

- remote satellite murder tech on the hour is his normal... this list is long.

- love of chess. "I use humans like little chess pieces." See John's Game of Chess...

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